March 15, 2005

98% On Wine, What Did I Miss???








Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.







My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















 You scored higher than 61% on proof





 You scored higher than 94% on beer index





 You scored higher than 98% on wine index





 You scored higher than 91% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

I guess all of that drinking in college paid off, but the assessment is wrong--give me a glass of Pinot over any hard liquor any day.

Thanks Dave!

Posted by Shelby at March 15, 2005 04:59 PM
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I'm not sure what I think about this:

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (113). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
You scored higher than 64% on proof
You scored higher than 85% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 97% on liquor index

Apparently all this French living has been good for something!
David

Posted by: David at March 16, 2005 11:01 PM
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