January 28, 2008

I'm sorry--you're an idiot

So on my way to work this morning I was stopped at the stoplight right before you would turn to go into the Disneyland parking garage and Downtown Disney parking. My lot is one light past that. Well there was a small car in front of me, and in front of him was a white pickup truck with no cab. The truck had two strollers in the bed. Both strollers were fully deployed--just waiting for a kid to sit in it--and both were upright on their wheels.

And, as it turned out, neither was strapped down.

When the light turned green, the pickup truck jumped ahead and a big gust of wind caught one of the strollers and blew it into the car in front of me.

The stroller was a cheap umbrella stroller, like this one (available at Toys R Us for $10.00):

These strollers FOLD UP to be very small. However, this was not folded up at all, nor was the other stroller in the bed of the truck. So the guy did not fold either stroller, nor did he place them on their sides, nor did he secure them in the bed of the truck.

I'm sorry, you're too stupid to go to Disneyland. Please go home and come back next month. Dumbass Day is on the 17th.

(The car that was hit by the stroller was unharmed, except for one extremely pissed off driver)

Posted by Shelby at January 28, 2008 11:10 PM

Seriously...how can we stop these people from leaving their houses? We used to find those strollers thrown all over Disneyland after they broke.

Posted by: Sherri at January 29, 2008 04:39 PM
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