April 27, 2004

A Meme for Today

So, letís say that by the time you die youíll write three books: (1) an autobiography, (2) a novel, and (3) a self-help book. What would their titles be?

1) (autobiography) You'll Never Believe What Just Happened To Me

2) (novel) As it so happens, I am working on a novel right now. I'd share the title with you but it's so brilliant and witty that I fear someone else will steal it*. So you'll just have to buy it on the bestseller shelf.

3) (self help book) Take A Little Responsibility: How to Stop Blaming Everyone Else for Your Problems

Okay, #3 isn't so much a self-help book as it is a gift book.

Hat tip to Swirlspice

*Actually I'm just afraid someone will read it and say "that's the stupidest title I've ever heard" and then not only would my feelings be hurt, I'd be stuck without a title when it took me long enough to come up with this one.

Posted by Shelby at April 27, 2004 02:07 PM